I generally have this feeling that, even though there are many flaws in my life and my way of living, one day, I will resolve and eliminate all of those imperfect ways of doing things. Somewhere in my future, there is a version of me with an optimal BMI who eats lots of kale and draws every single day and only drinks light beer and speaks fluent Spanish and allows other people to finish their thoughts and never bites his cuticles, and is totally in the present and can touch type. I’m sure I...